Mission: Create diversion to avoid the unnecessary crying from Parker

Details – Special Operations team Daddy (SOD) will approach the perimeter of the heavily guarded gates of Parker from the East. When SOD is close and a secured position has been established, SOD will standby for further instruction via Whiskey-Tango-Foxtrot (WTF). Once SOD is given orders by WTF, he will bombard Parker with toys, blanket, and monkey to capture, or eliminate target.

Situation Report – SOD was faced with heavy tear artillery and secured position was compromised.  With ammo which consisted of, 1 package of gummy bears, 2 packs of Oreo cookies, and 2 National Geographic for Kids magazines and toys running out, SOD called for a “Broken Arrow”.  SOD relied on the heavy artillery from the USS Refrigerator and air support from VIT-D GALLON JUG-16 Fighter to drop a 4 ounce pay load of milk cups and apples to bring the tears of Parker to an end.

Mission Outcome – SOD was able to capture Parker and provide her with the necessary sleep she needed.  However, SOD has yet to return from the bar…

I know this is not my usual format, but I enjoyed writing this one…